Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Barbie Vs. Bratz


Finally Barbie has been vindicated. It seems that her largest competition, the Bratz dolls, have fallen prey to poor management.

Mattel just won a huge legal battle against the company that distributes the Bratz doll collection. Pretty soon the Bratz will be just a memory in toy land.

Most parents are rejoicing since Bratz dolls look like hoochies ready to go out to the club.

Well, in hopes of giving you parents a few chuckles, I have compiled a list of potential Special Edition Bratz Collection dolls:

1) The "Hangover" Bratz
2) The "Hoochie-Mama" Bratz
3) The "Night After" Bratz
4) The "My Daddy Never Loved Me" Bratz
5) The "Why Ain't He Called" Bratz
6) The "I ain't Your Ho" Bratz
7) The "Booty-Shakin" Bratz
8) The "He Gots Money" Bratz
9) The "Ho Next Door" Bratz
10) The "Baby Mama" Bratz

Got anymore potential Bratz Collection names? Let's hear them!

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